Rejected? The Best Comebacks Ever!

Have you ever been rejected or shot down by a woman and could not think of a good comeback? If so, have you always felt that if you’d known what to say, you could have seduced her anyway?

Women are always testing the strength of men. Beautiful women must be lightning quick at brushing off and rejecting weak men because they get hit on by so many clueless ones. In this article I am going to give you the best comebacks to use when a woman rejects you… so you can seduce her anyways!

In order to have a chance with a woman, she must have an interest level in you of at least 51% or higher to start with. If it is below 51%, you have absolutely no chance with her; no matter how rich, handsome or awesome you are as a man. The closer her interest level in you is to 51%, the more she will test you, and the less you can do wrong before she dismisses you as being too weak and therefore, unworthy. Since 97% of most men are totally clueless with women, they all react pretty much the same. However, the 3% that do get it stick out like a sore thumb to women because they are so rare. When a beautiful woman flings one of her tests at these guys, they deflect it and pass it with ease.

Men who are successful with women, think from the end. Most of the time when they meet a woman they like, they usually end up sleeping with her. Why? He’s used to getting what he wants and always assumes it will end up in the bedroom. He knows there is no reason to get uptight because he understands women will seduce him as soon as they feel comfortable around him. He respects her boundaries and therefore, breaks them down slowly with his charm, humor and wit; always making sure he does not try to make her do anything she is not yet comfortable with. He takes his time. Because, it is after all… in the bag.

In sales we say that in every interaction between two people, someone always gets sold. Either you sell them on why they should do what you want them to do, or they sell you on why they shouldn’t. When it comes to picking up, meeting, and seducing women who have at least 51% interest level in you or more to start out with, either you convince them of why they should sleep with you, or they convince you of why they should not sleep with you.

Men who are successful with women have an abundance mindset. They never get too hung up on one woman until she has earned it by reciprocating interest. They don’t have any fear of loss. As a matter of fact, if a woman rejects them, they see it as her loss and they really feel that way. They see a woman they like and approach her. She tests their strength and they pass her tests. The more time she spends with them, the more safe and comfortable she feels with them. Therefore, the less she resists their advances. They know that once she gets turned on, she will lose her inhibitions and let them penetrate her.

Love is never serious! Love is playful and fun. Treat women like you would your bratty little sister. You love her dearly, but you love to tease and play with her. Playful banter. Always having a better comeback. Look at it this way: Women who enter your world are entering your reality distortion field. If you meet a woman and you want her, you will talk and act as if eventually you two will end up in bed together. No matter how much she protests, tests you, tells you or tries to convince you that you do not have a chance with her, you are unyielding in your vision, desire and intent that you end up together. Here’s some of my favorite silly and outrageous comebacks:

Her: “I don’t know you that well.” You: Well, lets make out so we can get better acquainted. Are you a good kisser? Her: Yes! You: “Prove it!”

Her: “I want something sweet. I think I want some ice cream.” You: “I want you naked in my bed. What do you think about that?”

Her: “I can’t sleep with a guy on the first date! You: “Is that in your rule book?” Her: “Yes.” You: “You better throw that thing away, because it doesn’t apply to me.”

Her: “You disgust me!” You: “I think you need to get it over with and kiss me.”

Her: “I’m not looking for a relationship.” You: “Can we at least kiss first before you start talking about a relationship?”

Her: “You’re such a dork!” You: “I’m rubber. You’re glue. Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you.”

Her: “Do you have a girlfriend?” You: “I’ve always got room for one more.”

Her: “I’m leaving you for another man.” You: “You’ll be back.”

Her: “Lets just be friends.” You: “Friends with benefits sounds like a great idea! I’m in!” Her: “No seriously!” You: “Don’t complicate things. (women say that one all the time.) You can date and sleep with whoever you want, but I’m not interested in being friends only, or your male girlfriend.” Her: “I can do friends only.” You: “Then its probably best that we do not see each other, or talk anymore. I can’t be around you and not be able to touch and make love to you.” Her: “I can’t give you that right now.” You: “Give me a call if you change your mind.”

Her: “I have a boyfriend. You: “I don’t care about him. He can keep you busy when you’re not with me.”

Her: “Why does it always have to be about sex?” You: “Well, if God hadn’t made you such a ravishing Goddess, I’d be able to control myself better.”

Her: “You’re a jerk!” You: “Thanks for noticing!”

Her: “You’re an asshole!” You: “I love it when you are sweet to me!”

Her: “Fuck you asshole!” You: “I love it when you talk dirty to me!”

Her: “I’m not kissing you! You: “You’re too much of a chicken shit to kiss me? That must mean you’re a lousy kisser. Well, let me tell you what I’m going to do. I’ll give you one practice french kiss, but if you can’t make me a believer after two tries, then you’re out. I’m sorry honey, guys gotta have his standards. Don’t think about it. Just kiss me now…”

Her: “I’m leaving you.” You: “For how long?” Her: “Forever!” You: “Can I help you pack?”

“Never let defeat have the last word. Always have a better comeback.”-Coach Corey Wayne