The Best Online Dating Pickup Lines

The best type of online pickup lines to use on women based upon their bio.

In this video coaching newsletter I discuss an email success story from a viewer who shares some humorous, charming and witty pickup lines he used on the fly with three different women he met online that helped to set him apart so he got the dates.

He smartly uses information from their dating bio’s to create banter, mystery and curiosity. My comments are in bold italics like this below in the body of his email.

This particular email is a success story.

Viewer’s Email:

Hey Corey,

I’ll make this quick, since you get a ton of emails. I thought I’d share some screenshots of a few conversations I’ve had with setting dates with women online. Just got out of a 4-year relationship and I’m on my feet in two weeks. All thanks to your work! 

This guy, maybe he’s in sales. I kind of have an inkling that he may have some kind of a background in sales, just because people in a sales background tend to do really well with my work.

So what he does is he includes his conversations, his messaging conversations with three different women that he’s met on the dating apps, and he just uses things that are in these girls’ profiles to joke around, banter and be playful. Not in an offensive way, but just kind of, to borrow a phrase from my friends in the UK, “Cheeky,” kind of a cheeky kind of way. He’s not using sexual innuendo, because a lot of times when guys try to crack jokes over text, it doesn’t land, but this guy is very witty and he’s very humorous, and the women like their conversations that they’re having. It’s just really simple what he does, he involves something they say in their profile in his conversation with them and usually has some witty, humorous saying.

What this guy does a good job is you always want to have a better, more humorous, more playful comeback. Again, it’s kind of difficult when you’re trying to crack jokes over text, especially if the girl doesn’t understand your sense of humor. Sometimes these things don’t land, but I kind of suspect this guy might have a background in sales and that’s why after just a couple of weeks, he’s doing so well with these girls.

For context, here is a profile brief of the women:

Girl 1: Corporate Securities Attorney

So you got to think of stocks, bonds, the market, those kinds of things. So his opener is:

Bob: “You seem like a blue chip, i.e. a great pick.”

Girl 1: “That was a smooth line. How’s your weekend been?”

Bob: “Smooth, like Santana.”

You guys all know who Santana is. He’s a singer. Really good musician.

Bob: “Great. Just finished up some work. Now I’m checking out this Fallout show my buddies told me to watch on Prime. How about you?”

Girl 1: “Nice. I just got off a negotiation call and will be attempting to avoid any more work tonight. Perhaps I’ll take a bubble bath.”

Bob: “How effective of a negotiator do I need to be for you to take said bubble bath at my place?”

Girl 1: “We’ll have to go through the standard diligence process to determine whether there are any red flags.”

Bob: “That was an incredibly acute response. I expected nothing less. I might have to red line a few clauses and propose an amendment.”

Girl 1: “For now, you’ll just have to use your imagination.”

Bob: “I’m more about taking action than dreaming. So how about I propose starting the due diligence period by a proper meeting of the minds, i.e. a date? What are you doing next weekend?”

Girl 1: “I think that can be arranged.”

Bob: “Splendid. I presume you’re downtown?”

Girl 1: “I’m in West Town.”

Bob: “Right next to me. What’s your number? I’ll give you a call this week and give you the where and when.”

She gives him her number and says…

Girl 1: “Looking forward to it.”

That was pretty witty. It was pretty quick, just like that. Bing, bang, boom, as Bobby would say. Then now you got her phone number.

Girl 2: Attorney, bio says she loves the beach.

He’s gonna go right in to using something from that in his conversations. So what happened? Each of these girls, they started out by liking his photo. I’m not sure which dating app it is these are on, but they liked his photo. So he sent an opener:

Bob: “Want to be my beach babe?”

Girl 2: “Thought about it… Definitely. Especially if that’s actually your dog in one of the pics.:

Girls love dogs and puppies. It automatically gives you social proof if you got a cute dog or a cute puppy.

Bob: “Oh 100%. His name is Bob. He takes after his dad. Good looking and a lot of fun.”

Wasn’t actually Bob, but I changed the name to protect the innocent.

Girl 2: “The cutest name. A lot of fun? What’s your idea of a fun first date then?

Bob: “Hmm my idea of a fun first date is not telling you what the date is. I’m actually all about the suspense, but naturally giving you an idea of what to wear so you feel comfortable i.e. casual, athletic, formal.”

So now he’s telling her what she needs to wear. Show up, look hot. This is right out of the book. Look what she says.

Girl 2: “Wait, I actually love that. Not that I don’t love planning, I do, but the idea of just being told what the vibe is for attire and show up is so nice and refreshing.”

Bob: “Exactly. You probably just want to show up, look cute and have a good time. So, are you in to see what I have in mind?”

Girl 2: “Exactly right. And yeah, definitely curious to see what you have in mind! Feel free to text me…”

She gives him her number.

Bob: “I don’t text, I call. So how about I call you this weekend and give you the where and when?”

Girl 2: “LOL you really are about to suspense. Call, text, FaceTime, any and all are totally fine by me. You could definitely call this weekend to let me know when and where.”

Bob: “Sounds good. Talk to you soon.”

She hearted the message. See how easy that was?

Girl 3: Marketing Director, bio says conservative.

All these girls look pretty hot. This guy’s doing well. Here’s she likes his photo and here’s his opener. Drum roll, please.

Bob: “As a conservative myself, the only action action I am affirmative on is us going out.”

Girl 3: “Hahaha, smooth. I like it!

Bob: “Smooth like silk. I already have a killer first date idea. I’d tell you, but I don’t like ruining surprises.”

It’s such a good way to basically say, “I’m not going to tell you what we’re going to do. It’s a surprise!” So it comes off as like an exciting, playful thing versus, “Oh, he’s hiding something from me.” So it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it, and this guy is really fucking good. These are the best texts I’ve seen from somebody in a long time.

Girl 3: “Oh, do you? Haha. So I’m just supposed to trust someone I just met LOL.”

Bob: “Trust is earned, not given. But considering you said that we’ve met when we haven’t, akes me feel like I’m already halfway there.”

Girl 3: “Laughing my ass off, you know what I mean!”

Bob: “Well, let’s earn that trust. What’s your story?”

Girl 3: “Hahaha, hum well, what do you want to know?”

Remember, whoever is asking the question is the one running the conversation. She doesn’t really ask, she answers a question with a question. So he’s going to ask things that basically put her in the mindset of proving herself to him, “Hey, this is why you should go out with me.”

Bob: “Are you fun? Do you sleep with your socks on or off? Do you put cereal in your bowl or the milk first? You know, all the important questions of life.”

So it’s like, non-serious kind of goofy answers, not a job interview. It’s like a couple of little kids bantering on text basically, because love is playful and fun.

Girl 3: “Sooo fun. Probably the most fun. Definitely off. Cereal in the bowl first, of course. How about you? Haha love it.”

Wait, did her text get cut off here? I guess that was all of that particular text. I guess when he was sending me these, the last part got cut off, but we know that at some point he got the information.

Feel free to use any of them in a video success story.

Bob

It’s kind of a buzz kill for the last one getting cut off, but you can tell he’s being playful. He’s using what’s in the girl’s bio. He’s not saying anything offensive or sexual. He’s being mysterious, and it makes these women curious about going out with him. I just thought those were great ones to share, and I wanted to share it with the members only just because they were some good lines and I wanted to give you guys some of the best stuff that I see coming in that other guys are using.

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